Basically Meta Fiction...
Metatron:Yo you haven't seen me for like 10 episodes but I'm baCK REMEMBER ME? HI CW
*metatron title card*
Brothers:We're actually doing things with other hunters holy shit
*cut to cas*
Cas:what the fuck is this sign
Cas:*snapchats it to sam*
Brothers:what the fuck is that, cas?
Cas:idk is dean there?
*cas hangs up*
Cas:Why is there a porno happening
Gabriel:SURPRISE BITCH! BET YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF ME
Gabriel:Hey bro so get this they're using my horn and I'm usually running but now I'm gonna lead and stuff
*three angels show up*
Gabriel:Shit fuck this. Cas, buddy you gotta lead
Cas:HA CONTINUITY ERROR AND YOUre dead aren't you
Gabriel:*winks a lot and leaves*
*cuts to brothers*
Gadreel:You know you're not supposed to say sneak attack while sneak attacking
Dean:Swiggity strap this was a trap
*cuts to cas and metatron*
Metatron:So you're supposed to be the villain here you asshat so do your villain shit. Embrace the dark side.
Cas:I don't understand that reference.
Metatron:*takes away an amazing episode opportunity of the brothers showing Cas everything they know and arguing what they should show him first*
Cas:The fuck? And to answer your question-no i'm not gonna go dark side. Pretty much everyone, and that's including me for once, knows whenever I lead, a shit ton of bad shit happens. That's kind of what i've been trying to avoid for the past like 4 episodes.
*cuts to brothers and Gadreel*
Gadreel:Sam you suck ass and enjoy it. I know I was in your head
Sam:*throws one punch*
Dean:WOAH WOAH DONT GET CARRED AWAY BROTHER!
Dean:I got this, go get my angel I already turned on his GPS
Gadreel:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Dean:yoU PIECE OF SHIT
*cuts to metatron*
Metatron:...and I was like, I'm the best because-
Random angel:SIR THEY GOT GADREEL
*cuts to dean on floor*
Sam:what the fuck dean
Dean:he said your hair was shit and I was so /so/ close to killing him but I stopped
Sam:good job and hey metatron-remember metatron-has cas
Dean:fuCK TRADE EM OUT
*cut to trade meetup*
Dean:it's a tRAP
Sam:stop making tv references, cas is almost here he wont get it.
Dean:I know but it's cute when he doesn't get it
Metatron:it's a trAP!
Metatron:doesn't matter cause I'm like God with a capitol G now so suck it.
Dean:*star wars reference*
Cas:I understood that reference
Dean:fuck everything fuck this I'm going home
Cas:WaitWAIT what's that shit
Dean:notHING MOM DROP IT
*mark of Cain revealed*
Cas:I gotta go
*cuts to cas*
Cas:I thought about it and after some slight stripping and redecorating I've decided to be a leader to these renegade angels and pretty much do exactly what metatron wants.
Group of angels:
Cas:who's with me
when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
Cleaning my room and my reward shall be getting a plant
The Golden Gauntlet, Henri III of France’s armour (details), c.1550